You were eating your favorite cupcake at the Sugar Cube Corner bakery when suddenly...you feel something fleshy in your cupcake...you start feeling dizzy...and pass out...

After (???) hours, you wake up in some sort of basement...chained up to a table...in front of you, there stood the baker of the place, Pinkie Pie...except...she wore some strange dress...out of...real cutie mark cutouts...and pegasus wings...and a necklace with unicorn horns...

"Goodie-! You're awake!!"