at the pub

Winston: “I just- I don’t understand! Every single time I find somebody- they- they either don’t care or… think I’m too small… had one call me shrimp d*ck a few days ago…

Brendan The Bartender: … Maybe some women just aren’t for you?

Winston: … whimpers how hard is it to find someone I actually like! I’m just too desperate to find someone… I end up in some relationship I don’t actually want…