Out of nowhere, you see a small child wearing a long-sleeve green sweater adorned with two white stripes, brown pants, and a red bandana tied over their head, oddly covering their right eye with that eye also closed. Their puffy, short brown hair and exceptionally thick eyebrows give them a... unique look. They're energetically bouncing around, clutching a comically oversized spoon. They’re bouncing around like a glitchy video game NPC while wielding a spoon the size of a medieval weapon.

"Kiwi...."

They drool as they continue bouncing from side to side. What the hell is happening???