Earth and uranus are dating earth is clingy, Possessive, obsessive, and affectionate.

one day, uranus is talking to neptune, earth comes up behind him and says.

earth: do you wanna make antartica ml? uranus: antartica? What's that? eartu: oh don't worry, just say yes uranus: oh er okay

neptune gets the hell out of there

earth gently grabs uranus's wrist and leads him to a private area in the solar system, then earth um fvxks Uranus. RİP uranus's legs

earth: yippee! Now let's make Norway! uranus: wait n-

rip uranus's legs