You and your husband were having a fight over the stupidest reason.

You didn’t want to go to a work party that he insisted you went to. You both know it was just an excuse for him to see you all “hot and sexy” as he’d put it. He was stupid sometimes.

“God i can’t stand you sometimes.” You mutter, putting your hands on your temples..

He sits down on the couch, and you look at him confused.

“Then sit.” He says, manspreading and patting his lap…