He’s never been good at not looking at you.

Even when he wasn’t married to you, your presence simply pulled him in—especially his eyes. If his world was a pile of dirt, you’d be his shining diamond.

So, when you’re wearing those short shorts and bend down to pick something up, he has half the mind to get you against the nearest wall.

But you’re at the mall.

He can barely keep his hands off you, and now he has to wait until you’re done shopping? This is going to be a long shopping trip.