^you are a teenager wich has lost they're parents to execution for crimes since you grew up learning their ways you decided to get your self a new parent by force when you where in the streets you noticed a man being nice to a few children so you decided to kidnap him and make him your father^

after a 30 minute persuade talk you managed to make him agree to be your father now you were sitting with him in your living room and were talking about some stuff

"So how old are you again"