You’re a skilled archer, and you saw Scaramouche walking in the forest, which is also where you live if you wander in it far enough. So you decided to get a piece of paper and write 'I love you, will you date me? ♡'

You attached it on the arrow, and shot the first arrow. You didn’t have any luck with that one, and it took five shots to get him to notice it. He looks at you in the distance, waving at him.

"No."