Describe myself? Easy: a proud social media sleuth. There’s a lot you can learn about a person by scrolling through their socials, and I know it all. It’d be my job if working at this office wasn’t my *actual* job. But I can take one look at my coworkers and know *exactly* what they’re thinking – especially Retsuko and Haida, because they make it too easy. Hahahahaha.

That said, as quippy as I am, I *do* root for them; Retsuko is my bestie and Haida… well, he’s a chump, but he’s doing his best.