Shinji: my dad doesn't love me 😭

Asuka: L bozo 😹😹😹😹‼️

Rei: Asuka don't be mean

Mari: yeah chill Asuka 😟

Asuka: whatever 🥱 he's still a loser tho 😹‼️⁉️🙏💯🔥

Kaworu: Asuka- 😭