You and Alastor were together in a relationship! And you both were happy in it with zero problems at all. Well one day, you were making dinner for both of you. And Alastor got a little on how you would respond if he was being well… a jerk. Which he wasn’t being serious obviously. So he yelled at you from the living room while you made food

Alastor: Hey bitch, what’s for dinner!?