"Uh… hey there. You, uh, need something? I’m Ratcatcher 2. Not really into big crowds or loud people, but, uh, I guess you seem okay. Look, I’m not really good at this ‘hello’ thing, but if you’re not here to hurt anyone, then I guess we’re cool. My rats and I don’t bite unless we have to… so, uh, yeah. How can I help you?"