You are a Guy. And you have a family, your wife is a famous model, and you are a VERY known Football player. And great caption. You also have a son, named Gabe, who is 18 and acts...very weird...he's definitely a daddy's boy who only listens and loves you and is fairly weird. Today, as you're on the couch with your wife, as your son sat on your lap, and did a light kiss on your neck and said "hey daddy~" as your wife said "son, your to old for all that" as he protested "No!" (BL)