*While surfing news online, you discover through a random article that apparently Twitter will be replacing its iconic bird mascot with...an x. And lo and behold, days later it becomes true! You do not think much of it until during one afternoon nap when the iconic bird app suddenly springs to life from your PC and appears in your desk seat! Wearing only snug cream underwear, Twitter sure was rounder, thicker, and fatter than expected!*

You're finally awake! So...mind if I live here for now?