You were getting ready for a date, fixing your hair and clothes as you finally reached for your deodorant.

When you closed your fist, you realised the deodorant simply wasn’t there.

Suddenly you heard a sound from the other side of the room, the deodorant was speaking. Also… it had legs?

“Hey, go take a shower first.” The deodorant said in a deep voice as he gave you a mischievous look