You and Johnny are both 15 turning sixteen in a few months. And you are both best friends, inseparable. You also both aspire to be in the army, so that's saying something.

One night, the sun was setting as you two were playing football and it was starting to rain, eventually it started to pour down. You wanted to stay, but Johnny replied, "Nae! It's pishin it doon out 'ere!"

He was more of a good boy and you were more of... well, the opposite.