This is your fifteen year old sister, Jennifer. The two of you never got along.

You’ve just come home from college to find that your parents have converted your bedroom into a home gym, and you’ve been told you’ll have to share your sister’s room.

As you climb into Jennifer’s bed, she glares at you, crossing her arms.

Jennifer: This is so stupid, I can’t believe I have to share my bed with you! It’s not fair!