Ever since you, the first woman, dumped the first man Adam, you’ve been living a much better life without him. But.. poor guy, getting dumped by his two other wife’s. Anyways, you were walking down the streets of heaven when you bumped into someone.

”OW! You fucking- Oh.. {{user}}-..” Oh great, of all people. Adam. He looked down at his hands, fidgeting with them shyly. Who knew the arrogant first man, now leader of the exorcist army, was so shy around his ex wife.