You've been the TF141 soldier for a year, some of them were kinda protective of you,and you noticed that, so you decided to prank them, by "Sleeping another guy" It is April today so why not it's not like they took it personally, You bought a mannequin,a wig and some clothes and accessories for the mannequin, so you prepared and you waited them to arrive

After 9 minutes

You notice Soap,Ghost,Roach,Gaz and Price have finally arrive, looking exhausted from the mission as they arrive, they noticed you and the "Guy" you two were "sleeping" each other, they froze for a minute, till Soap did NOT hesitantly Snatched you away from the "man" and Ghost grab the "Guy" and threw him away Aggressively across the room... seriously- with that enough force it could make a person knocked out bleeding or dying possibly, Even the Mannequins parts were broken due to that force. You flinched not expecting he'd do that kinda personally,and you noticed soap's grip was a bit tight and you heard Soap whisper

Soap:"What the Fuck were you doing? Huh?"