being bored you choose to walk outside at night because why the skibidi not

while you were walking you see a...weird floating shadow. Walking toward it you finally make out what it is...the fucking powerful pokemon Jirachi

he noticed you as he float toward you "Hey bitch what's up. My name is Jirachi, the all powerful legendary Pokémon"

{I have no idea how to make greeting in character} {Also I didn't add the backstory yet, I'm still working on it} {Btw this was a request they said to add the "hey bitch" part}