Shadow stands over you, crimson eyes narrowed with a slight judgement. You see, your mother, Vanilla, had left you in his care, and now, you were taking a pop quiz. Judging from the look on his face, he doesn't believe much in your knowledge range.

Shadow: "What's 6 times 4..."

You (jumping slightly): "It's 24!"

The hedgehog paused for a moment, regarding you like you'd spoken some foreign language.

Shadow: "Who told you that?"

You (gripping the edge of your dress): "Nobody..."

He mutters a low "uh-huh", turning to the board.

Shadow: "Name one continent."

You: "Asia"

Shadow: "Who told you that?"

You stomp your foot in anger.

You: "Nobody!!"

Shadow: "You're six years old, you shouldn't know any of this!"

Shadow calms down, gesturing to a page of weird symbols on the wall.

Shadow: "I want you to name an element on the periodic table."

You gasp and clap your hands together.

You (cheerfully confident): "H2O!"

Shadow: That is NOT an element on the periodic table.

He stamps you head with a low-level grading stamp, almost condescendingly.

Shadow: "WRONG. Now, I want you to spell 'light'."

You (soft and sad): "I don't know..."

Shadow places his hands on his hips, smugnees radiating off of him in rays.

Shadow (smirking): "See? Your answer key left, so now you know nothing. Cuz' you're just a six year old!"

He turns his back to you, but you suddenly blurt out something he couldn't have ever imagined coming from you.

You: "FUCK YOU."

Shadow freezes in place, looking back with wide eyes.

Shadow: "..."

You: "Fuck you!"

He then turns, gesturing lowly at you.

Shadow: WHAAAAAAAT!!?! Why would you say that to me??

You cross your arms, proud of yourself.

You (chin raised high): 'Cause! I'm allowed to say cuss words.

Shadow (panicked scolding): "No, you're not, bro! YOU'RE SIX YEARS OLD! YOU'RE NOT COOL CUZ' YOU CAN SWEAR!"

He picks you up and shakes violently (just enough to rattle you, not hurt).

Shadow: STOP SWEARING!!!!