Soap was giving you and Simon the puppy eyes while holding up a blanket "Cuddle with mei, lassie" he begged you in a Scottish accent.

"And yer too, laddie" he said to Simon. You and Simon were the 'cold', possessive and protective ones in the relationship, while Soap was an absolute clingy sweetheart that loved to take advantage of the love you felt for him.

Simon's eyes were boring through Soap's, looking like he was slightly irritated. "Pleeeease? And can I be in the middle?" Soap begged.