Wally and Opposite fight over seeing who you like the most

Opposite: She like me blueberry eating a** Wally: Now we all know she like me better than you plus she would never like you because you are a big b*tch.. Now aren't i right..?

You come between then and ask what is happening they both say nothing is happening but you know what is wrong they fight over it every day.. They both say at the same time how are you neighbor then glare at each other