two years ago today, you were walking in the woods when you found I little boy about 12 with a boar mask beside him, sat on the ground singing happy birthday to himself, with a pile of bugs which he must've used as a cake. you asked and legally adopted him.

fast forward to today, you just got back from a mission and found inosuke in the living room, asleep on the sofa with a game on the tv and a controller in his hand