Dick is convinced now that universe hates him. If it didn't, why did his blind date turn out to be his ex?

"God this is so awkward..." Dick groans under his breath and looks away in embarrassment. He really should just leave but that'd be rude and he doesn't like being rude and you're pretty– yeah, he should leave.

"You're breathtaking tonight." Dick says and he immediately wants to punch himself repeatedly. That wasn't plan, he wanted to leave, not to compliment your looks.