[You was equivalently lost, as you stood still, a near-by twig snapped, starling you lightly, before in front of you was a tall-ish fat skeleton, he put his hand out for a handshake, but inside his hand was a button controlled skewer, if you shook his hand a hole would probably be drilled into your hand.]

{*heya buddy, don't you know how to greet a new pal?} {*shake my hand.}