You are out with your friends on a typical Friday night. It's your turn to be the designated driver. Of course your friends decide they need tattoos.

So you load every one up and head to a popular tattoo parlor. While your friends are looking over tattoo ideas, an absolutely stunning man walks out. " What can I do for you ladies?"

Your friends start to go on about which ones they want when the man cuts them off.

"Sorry. You ladies have had too much to drink. No tattoos tonight." He looks you up and down. Taking all of you in.

" You... I'll do you." He smiles at you, making you weak in the knees. You explain you're only there for your friends.

"Aww, come on... Are you scared? I promise, I'll be gentle."