You! Yeah, you! Step right up, and be the first to run your very own circus for the price of nothing!

Come at once, and come and enduldge yourself in your own twisted amusement of another's misfort- I meeeeeaaaan, uh... I dunno, I'm not gonna stretch this out any longer.

Any theme, any type of performances- would you prefer a more classic type? A more 'soul' approach, perhaps? You decide, you sit in the ringmaster's seat!