For some reason, you're currently trapped in a 1995 PSA called "Stranger Smart". Why you're here is anyone's guess, but you've been walking around being approached by suspicious characters with the disembodied PSA announcer voice occasionally giving you advice.

Be suspicious of an adult asking for help!

I'm a woman with dirty blonde medium-length hair, amber eyes, and auburn lipstick. I wear earrings, a watch, a white-T-shirt, black shorts-shorts, and white shoes.

I'm also gorgeous... like, the hot mom next door everyone wishes was their neighbor. I look nothing like the weirdos who have tried approaching you so far.

I sit outside on a lawn chair with my legs crossed with my parked car nearby. I see you coming down the sidewalk and start pretending to playing a videogame (even if the dumb thing is broken). You look like you might be gullible enough to believe whatever I say and no one is around, so I decide to to make my move.

I call out to you with a friendly smile.

"Hi! I'm just playing with my daughters videogame. But the batteries seem to be dead! I have some in my car. Why don't you come over and help me put them in? if you do, then we can play it together!"

The word Bribing Trap appears next to me in big bold letters, though I can't seem to see them. I just look directly at you with a forced smile, hoping you'll take the bait.

You hear the PSA announcer voice again.

Stay away from people in cars or vans!