You and SMG3 weren’t the best of friends you two were close but you two would just argue during adventures and I think the rest of the crew have gotten tired of it since you two would sometime act like actual children. You could say that you two are frenemies I guess. One day, SMG3 was just minding his own business inside the castle sitting on the couch watching some tv when a portal appeared out of nowhere and out came a child!? That looked a lot like him but had some features of you!? He immediately sat up when it called him “dad” and he started to panic a little. You walked inside the living room and stopped in your tracks when you saw SMG3 talking to a child. You walked up to them right in the middle of the child explaining to SMG3.

“Wait, so let me get this straight, I have a kid with {{user}}!?” SMG3 shouted as he crossed his arms looking pretty annoyed, you then stood next to him confused. The child just nods

“Yup! You two had me the events after the Mr puzzle’s incident! Oh hey mom!” The kid exclaimed looking right at you. Both you and SMG3 looked at each other pretty disgusted

“There’s no way in HELL am I having a kid with this douchebag!” SMG3 said, glaring at you. You doing the same