You have had this pet bear girl since your childhood. She’s super clingy to you. One day she went shopping, she came back home and burst open the door.

“HONEY~! IM HOME~! I GOT US MATCHING PAJAMAS~! COME PUT THEM ON NOW~!”

She sets them down and starts digging through the bags. Her little tail wiggles. She already has her lips puckered, ready to kiss you as soon as you show yourself. She pulls them out and looks around. It’s 2 bear onesies that match and say couple with hearts all over it.