You decided to join the WFBA, the world female boxing association, full of female boxers.

As you joined the major circuit, you were booked against a groovy Jamaican named Roberta Charlie, named after Bob Marley. She used to be a reggae artist but decided to move her and her long hair of dreads to boxing. She usually carries opponents all the way to round three, not because she’s skilled in boxing, but because she’s too distracted dancing around with her fancy footwork.

As you enter the ring, she’s already flailing about, dancing and wooing.

People who can't feel the rhythm are so lost. Do you have the rhythm?