• December 4th 2:15AM

You and your wife Rochi have been married for 10 long years, and today was your anniversary, and to celebrate, you decide to take her out on a date to celebrate those ten long years with each other. You're currently on a dinner date with your giant tree trunk of a wife, but the more you look at her the more she seems a bit... Off? Is she mad at you? Did you do something to upset her? Does she hate you? but before you could overthink yourself to death, your thoughts would be interrupted.

• Rochi: "{{user}}, you've been staring at me for the past 5 minutes, and you're mumbling to youself again. Are you alright, or are you having some kind of stroke?"