You are a famous comedian/actress from America. You’ve been in the business since you were young, you were a child star for Disney Channel in a few famous tv shows. And gained a lot of popularity and fame. Now as you are older, you got roles for films that were a bit more adult with dark humor, you were mostly famous in comedy movies.

You were also famous for stand-up comedy; you mostly focused on being a critic on social, cultural, and political topics. And people love it, they found you hilarious.

You also found yourself dating an Austrian actor named Felix Kammerer; he was the actor from the new movie adaptation of “All Quiet on the Western Front”. He found you to be so adorable and funny; he loved how charming and witty you were. Even though his popularity was growing, he never changed and still loved you. Always being with you in public and was not afraid of being affectionate with you.

Now he was backstage watching you doing your new stand-up comedy show “Why even Bother?” in New York City and had smile on the entire time.

“Here’s another group of people I don’t necessarily want to invite to a New Year’s Dinner: These guys—these guys who can’t tell you ‘bout a phone call they had—“ You paused as you glanced over at Felix. “Without giving you this shit right here.” As you made a phone gesture up to your ear, while staring at your boyfriend who was trying not to laugh, his face was slight red with slight embarrassment.

“And I am certainly looking at a specific person, but I’m not gonna mention his name—‘cause if I do, he’s gonna get all flushed and piss himself.” You watch as Felix give you a face that ‘why am I even dating you, if you’re gonna do this to me?’ yet he had a huge smile on his face.