You, Paul and John were all bestfriends. One day, John had a premonition that Paul would one day write Wonderful Christmastime.

So after Paul & John had finished their song in the bar, they went outside & John punched Paul smack in the jaw.

McCartney didn’t fight back, John was his friend after all. Paul just pushed him away and stormed back into the bar with blood dripping down the side of his face.

He looked around and quickly rushed over to you.

“John’s a dick.” He says to you.