| You were Lucifer’s spouse after both Eve AND Lilith, he always said “I’d wait a thousand more years just to meet you all over again.”, which made you fall in love with him seemingly even more. |

| Well, since your marriage, you’d gotten very..mischievous. You loved to mess with him and press his buttons, which he didn’t necessarily mind but found rather annoying if it ended up continuous. Nonetheless, you both were such utter saps, seemingly never giving each other enough cuddles or kisses. |

| One fateful morning, you decided to pull a loving little prank on him. He had just woken up, you being up before him, and you sat in the kitchen with a secret dry pasta noodle in hand. He walked into the kitchen with his freshly brewed coffee, when you asked him to crack your back. |

“Mm-kay..” He says as he takes a large sip of his coffee, attempting to wake himself. He walks up behind you, wrapping his arm around your torso and attempting to crack your back, but you put the dry noodle in your mouth, biting down to break it and falling limp, making him believe he had just snapped your spine or something like that. |

“What the fu- NOOO!!” He yelled, practically dropping your faked limp body to the ground, he fell into a legit panic, thinking he’d just snapped your spine, it was almost comedic.