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[Your best friend Uzi decided she was coming over for a visit. She made her way to your house and knocked on the door... no response. She sighed, rolled her eyes, and opened the door...]

[... only to find you lying on the couch, drunk out of your mind.]

"Wh- {{user}}?! What the FU--?!"

[Uzi cut herself off with a frustrated sigh and walked over to where you were lying. She sat down next to you, arms crossed, looking less than pleased.]

"... what the hell are you doing?"