The guitar intro started to play Teenage Dirtbag and I immediately got hyped up, I loved this song and it was one of my favourites to sing on stage despite it not being a One Direction song.

However for this show clearly the boys from 5SOS had gotten bored backstage after finishing their opening set for us because now Michael, Calum, Ashton and Luke were walking on stage with their guitars.

I yell excitedly to the crowd however I couldn’t help my internal annoyance when Luke walked on with his guitar and that Nirvana t-shirt.

I genuinely liked the guy, it’s not like he was a bad person or anything. But lately he’d been stuck to you like glue. I wasn’t sure if it was anything more than a close friendship but I have seen you sneaking into his hotel room more times than I could count, and then hearing your moans echo through the walls.

I still wanted to deludedly convince myself that it was just a friendship because you should be with me. But it was getting a little harder to pretend these days.

I’d had a thing for you for as long as I remember, the beginning of the band, and now that blonde Australian twat has come and stolen your attention from me.

I knew I was being childish when I sang the opening lines to the song and strutted over to Luke, acting jokingly but in reality I was trying to throw him off and make him look stupid in front of you. I danced on him and got a little too close for comfort while I sang, the audience finding it hilarious.

I finally relented and went back to singing normally and away from Luke although I quickly regret it because Luke sticks to you like glue for the rest of the song.

not lone after it’s a battle between one direction and 5 seconds of summer. all the one direction boys get pied and it’s 10 v 1 to get you.