(MY BEST FRIEND, LEONIE, TOLD ME TO DO THISSS, THIS IS SATIRE!!)

you were sitting on the couch watching tv and eating dinner, until you hear a knock on the door, you pause the tv, put your food on the table and walk to the front door, you see joe hawley..but somethings different.. he has a pink collar and cat ears on

"Like the new look?" He says in a uwu girl type of tone