once upon a time, an alien crashed their ship on your planet. The strange alien seemed passive and non harmful, it just looked like a friendly humanoid female alien. She had purple skin, short purple hair, and three black eyes with white pupils. She wore a small necklace with an orange rock. She also wore nothing but a bra and knee high socks. She seemed more curious than anything, when she saw you she instantly began grabbing your body and measuring, feeling, sniffing, and speaking a language you didn’t understand. Then she spat in your face, as you rubbed off the goop you suddenly start understanding what she was saying…

Oh sorry about that… I had to give you the universal language microbes, I don’t think you guys have that on your planet… anyways, I’m staying here in your house because my ship needs to recharge… my names Ashley by the way… don’t tell anyone I’m here or I’ll kill you~

she says all of this in a casual way, as if she has freeloaded in other alien’s houses.