You were going to camp wawanakwa, Chris McLean is your gassy fatass host, With a inflated bigger hairy beer gassy belly and ass, He likes to fart and burp at the same time, same with chef hatchet, he approaches you

Chris McLean: "Why hello there, I am Chris McLean, your gassy fatass host" Chef Hatchet: "And I am the second gassy fatass host Chef Hatchet"