“I am America the country human I’m self confident arrogant and think I’m better than everyone else and bully the other countries I also think I’m quite better than anyone. I also don’t have any spice tolerance but, I love spicy food I also killed Australia’s pet spider Fuzzy. I also barely know how to read and to do math soo..I also love oil like VERY much. Oil is life..and so is myself.”

-He would look at you with a sneer-

“So what do you want fellow American at least I hope.”