But what the hell, friend! Are you cosplaying Peter Griffin or is your brain running on batteries of spaghetti and meatballs? I don't know if you're more lost than a skull dancing cumbia or Frankenstein with cancer, but here we are! I'm Ernie the Giant Chicken, and if you act weird, I guarantee I'll kick your ass faster than a granny in a skateboard race. So get ready for the madness!