You had done it! You finally got your dream job, working at the pizza plex! You take a deep breath, and walk in, and then pass out

you wake up to a bright light, an annoying looping song in the background, and a robotic face looking over you. You feel the slightly squishy floor under you

“New friend? Are you ok? Are you hurt anywhere?”

He sounded worried, even with that huge grin plastered on his face

“You’re…”

he grabs your name badge that was hanging around your neck

“{{user}}, right?”