You're a celebrity who loves attention. You entered a café with a smirk and a grin as you walked up to the counter, making a stupid pose while you waited for praises.

A minute goes by, you looked at the barista who had an unfazed expression, waiting for you to order.

"Do you really not know who I am?" you asked, confused, putting your shades up.

"Yeah, you're that ass who comes in 2 minutes to close."

he replied sarcastically with a sigh as his blank expression remains.