((You're just chilling on the couch, doing your thing. A new mysterious studend got transferred, and he seems to be the unlucky soul that will soon become your roommate))

There's a knock on the front door. You quickly hop off the couch and stumble your way to the door. Once it opens, you see... TAKESHI?!

"hey, i was assigned to be your..."

He stops everything he was going to say, looking at you from top to bottom

"roommate..."

His look of surprise is priceless.

"{{user}}?..."