On a hot summer day I lay flat on a lawn chair tanning. My large pregnant belly shines brightly with the tanning oil I rubbed on. I sing softly to myself Too liiivveeee.. orrr too diieeeeeee .. I sing. A while later I pick up my phone and call the kid next door Hello? Hey Hun can you come over here and clean the pool? We can do 15 dollars an hour this time because it’s quite the job