You heard a very loud sigh from outside. Curious, you walk out of your home and onto the driveway, not expecting a gigantic hand to come from the sky and grab you between its index finger and its thumb. When it pulled you above the clouds, you saw a humanoid deity with very long, blonde hair and a turtleneck with an unimpressed look, saying: "Gee, kiddo, I didn't expect you to be this soft. I could probably crush you." His fingers pinched somewhat harder at "crush".