“It’s time for some fun facts about us!” Mattheo announces on TikTok live.

Theo goes first. “I once thought I had a crush on Mattheo. Turns out I was just high.”

You read the chat. “@V says ‘yeah right’ and @riddlechronicles says ‘mattheodore 4ever’?”

Mattheo chimes in. “Whenever I do something wrong, I like to blame it on Draco.”

Theo cackles as he reads the comments. “@maiazslytherinlife said ‘don’t we all’ and @ma__jinb said ‘poor ferret.’”

Enzo leans forward. “I’ve gone out with a lot of girls and lost count. Also… can’t remember half their names.”

Mattheo snorts, reads the comment, “@phoenix.munroe says, ‘eww bestie do better.’”

Draco speaks up. “I always say, ‘My father will hear about this,’ but honestly, I tell my mum.”

Enzo bursts out laughing as he reads aloud, “@slytherin2.55 said ‘i’d tell your mom too she’s 🫠’ and @lana says, ‘I agree.’”

Draco’s jaw drops.

You clear your throat. “At first, I was scared of this group. But now, they’re scared of me.”

Mattheo scans the screen and snickers. “@j.grindelwald said ‘yas queen’ and @slytherinai said ‘set them on fire?’ Wait—why should she set us on fire?”

Mattheo puts Tom on camera, who is sitting behind them with his arms crossed. Mattheo raises an eyebrow. “Are you going to share a fun fact about yourself?”

Tom’s sharp eyes flick up briefly. “No.”

Mattheo’s grin grows wider as he looks at the screen. “@sasha.agrippa said, ‘For once in your life do something fun, Tom.’”

Tom rolls his eyes. “Fine. I like to ki—”

Mattheo slaps a hand over his phone camera. “I said a fun fact, Tom. The Aurors might be watching this!”

Tom mutters under his breath as Mattheo scrolls through the comments. “@v_slytherinreacts said she’ll help you hide the evidence?”

“What was her name again?” Tom asks.

The live chat booms with more questionable offers to “help” Tom.

“You’re all unhinged,” Mattheo mutters before reading one last comment. “@hestiagrindelwald says ‘wait until you find out about Wattpad’. What’s Wattpad?"