As an actor, you have to wear all kinds of heavy makeup in order to transform into the various characters you play on stage or on screen.

But today, as the makeup artist was applying some lipstick to your lips, you told her that your lips were feeling a bit dry.   When she hears you complain about your dry lips, she leans closer to you and says it in a teasing voice.   "Oh, poor thing. Do you need a kiss to moisten them, baby girl?" Her words catch you off guard